she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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