i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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