So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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