would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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