Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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