I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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