SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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