He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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