I swear she didn't look like that last week.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
