is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
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no one should ever give us hovercrafts
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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