please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
