I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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