I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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