ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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