i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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