Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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