The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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