i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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