So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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