So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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