Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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