Sponge bath it is.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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