i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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