just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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