Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
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