Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize