try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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