You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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