Hey man sorry I got all grabby
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
the liver wants what the liver wants
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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