Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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