I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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