so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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