she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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