I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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