At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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