I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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