Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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