I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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