She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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