we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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