i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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