i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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