Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
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worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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