her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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