No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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