I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
