Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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