U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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