Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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