why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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