NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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