yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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