Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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