I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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