You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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