Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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