It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
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One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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