I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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