just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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