Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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