I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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