i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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