I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
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Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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