Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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